Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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