God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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