when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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