So drunk its hurt
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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