apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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