Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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