Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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