i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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