i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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