I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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