Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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