I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I have post one night stand depression
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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