If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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