He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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