Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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