i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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