So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Randomize
