I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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