My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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