I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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