It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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