in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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