awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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