I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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