How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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