I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
