Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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