i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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