just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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