No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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