what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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