he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
40s are totally the cure
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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