The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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