if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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