I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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