Apparently you make a good broom.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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