I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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