Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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