so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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