? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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