I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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