first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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