Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
