Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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