Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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