census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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