you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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