Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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