turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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