Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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