David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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