i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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