in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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