i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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