Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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