So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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