haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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